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countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

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death-by-snuggle:

COME PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WTH ME AND CANDACE! THE PASSWORD IS DICKS!

NEW LINK PLEASE COME PLAY!


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COME PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WTH ME AND CANDACE! THE PASSWORD IS DICKS!


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icefeels:

latortuemaladroit:

can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”

SCREAM


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#SCREEAAAAAAAAAAAAMS #IM CRYING #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have 6 tattoos.
Full lips. Good, strong hands.
You have 7 freckles on your back,
they map out the big dipper.

You have a scar on your left arm
you carved in high school.
The first time you pulled off your t shirt
I traced the line with my fingers and fell in love
with your strength.

You are a hero
for living from that moment
to this one. You never need to apologize
for how you chose to survive

Your body is a map I know every inch of
and if anyone else
were to kiss me, all they would taste
is your name.

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Anonymous

I can lick my own nipples if I try hard enough. It's not worth it.

Same and trust me I know. Not the same

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Anonymous

hello friend i want to hear your embarrassing sex stories pls

TABLES HAVE TURNED.

One time I was having phone sex with my girlfriend Candace right after I finished reading 50 shades and we were you know, talking dirty. And I said something along the lines of, “You like that, Mrs. Steele, UH I MEAN CANDACE”

dont judge

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Anonymous

This one time, I was home alone, and I was just in that mood. So I rubbed Vaseline all over my body, went down.... and pretended to be a slug

YAS WHAT YES.

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